“ Then comes the most astonishing turn of events in 21st century literature, and possibly in the entire history of awful fiction aimed at tweens: Jacob the werewolf, who has been madly in love with Bella, sees the new baby girl and immediately imprints on her. What this means, in layman’s terms, is that he falls in love with the baby. (…) while Jacob doesn’t want to fuck the baby right off the bat, he can’t stand to be away from it and visits everyday. (…) So one day he’s going to stick his wolf dick in this girl that he see as a bloody newborn. Romance is not dead, it’s just being abused by insane Mormon writers. (…) I will not rest until I have seen a movie in which a werewolf falls in love with a baby. Hell, once I’ve seen a werewolf fall in love with a baby I may quit movie watching - I will have seen the ultimate culmination of a century of cinema. (…) This is why Thomas Edison invented this shit in the first place. So we could see a werewolf fall in love with a baby. ”
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2009.12.02 @ 17:39
— pourquoi le 4ème bouquin de Twilight doit être adapté au cinéma. fucking hilarious.
